What don't some people get about saving the planet? Do they think well hey, the planet's heating up, pollution is poisoning my kids, the food chain is near collapse, but on the bright side the weekend will be great? Here's one guy who's got it all figured out. It's all about presentation. If conservatives can drive the economy into the ground, use tax payers money to bail out their buddies and call it "tax relief" then maybe that's why they don't get Global Warming. After all "warming" ain't such a bad word. It really sounds kind of nice. You've got warm sheets, warm pancakes, warm days. What could be better than a warmer globe?

So while the Democrats may be great at stimulating the economy, improving services and dragging us out of recession they're just not very good with slogans. "Global Warming" just ain't doing it for our conservative friends. We've gotta help them out! We've gotta think of a better name for Global Warming. I think "Global Thermiation" sounds much more apt. O.k. so "Thermiation" isn't a word, yet, but with your help it could be. Post your suggestions below and remember Americans, Vote the Planet in 2008!